Funny pick up lines.

A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are you a parking
ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Are you tamale?
'Cause
you're hot.
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting
something? She:
What? Me!
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Baby, if you were
words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
Baby, somebody better
call God, because he's missing an angel!
Baby,
you must be a broom, because
you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're
so sweet, you put Hershey's out
of business.
Baby, you're the next
contestant in the game of love.
Can I
get your picture to prove to all
my friends that angels really do exist?
Can
I have directions? ["To
where?"] To your heart.
Champaign can be tickly, and
so can I.
(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath
from
when you took it away (open palm while saying this).
Coffee? Tea? Me?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Did the sun
come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you have Campbell's soup
today?
Because you're looking' mmm... mmm... good!
Do you believe in
love at first
sight, or should I walk by again?
My name is ____.
Remember it, because
you’ll be screaming it later.
Did you hear the
latest health report? You
need to up your daily intake of vitamin ‘me’.
Don’t walk into that building
— the sprinklers might go off!
You’ve
been a bad girl. Go to my room.